dstroyed:

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alliupsidedown:

FRIED MACARONI AND CHEESE SQUARES. I am an adult and that means that I can have these for dinner.

we have these at my college! seriously the best things ever

bonbonbunny:

Macaroni & Cheese Pizza

I am really hungry right now and my googling got weird.


Plot Twist: Dinner for Breakfast

Plot Twist: Dinner for Breakfast

(Source: toniqhtvale)

shanncherry:

Holy mother of all that is good in this world.

shanncherry:

Holy mother of all that is good in this world.

amadrei:

YOU KNOW WHAT’S DELICIOUS? MOTHERFUCKING GRILLED MACARONI CHEESE SANDWICHES. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. BECAUSE I WAS INDECISIVE ABOUT MY CHOICE OF LUNCH TODAY, I DECIDED TO COMBINE THE TWO THINGS I WAS CRAVING INTO ONE, HAPPY MEAL, AND NOW I’M SHARING THE RECIPE WITH YOU.
YOU WILL NEED AN EVEN NUMBER OF BREAD SLICES; ANY AMOUNT IS OKAY SO LONG AS IT’S AN EVEN NUMBER AND ANY BREAD IS OKAY. I WANTED POTATO BREAD BUT I DIDN’T HAVE ANY SO I SETTLED FOR RYE AND IT STILL TASTES FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC
THE NUMBER OF BREAD SLICES YOU HAVE? DIVIDE THAT SHIT BY TWO AND THATS  HOW MANY SLICES OF CHEESE YOU WILL BE NEEDING. IT CAN BE ANY CHEESE THAT COMES IN SLICE FORM. I CHOSE PROVOLONE.
PAULA DEEN’S FAVORITE INGREDIENT, BUTTER; ENOUGH TO BUTTER ONE SIDE OF EACH BREAD SLICE
A BOX OF MACARONI AND CHEESE. DON’T USE SOME CHEAP BRAND, USE A DELICIOUS BRAND LIKE KRAFT OR VELVEETA
and all the ingredients your box of mac n cheese says to include, like milk and butter or whatever <3
SALT AND PEPPER TO TASTE
OKAY SO YOU HAVE YOUR INGREDIENTS. ARE YOU READY TO MAKE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING GRILLED MACARONI CHEESE SANDWICH? OKAY HERE WE GO.
RIP OPEN YOUR BOX OF MACARONI AND CHEESE LIKE YOU WOULD RIP OFF YOUR LOVER’S CLOTHES IN YOUR HURRY TO HAVE ROUGH CONSENSUAL SEX. TAKE OUT THE CHEESE PACKET AND BOIL SOME WATER THAT IS AS HOT AS LUCIFER’S SMIRK. OR JUST SUMMON SATAN AND MAKE HIM SMIRK AT YOUR WATER TO BOIL IT.
WHILE WAITING FOR YOUR WATER TO BOIL, BUTTER YOUR MUFFIN BREAD SLICES ON ONE SIDE OR ASSIGN SOMEONE TO BUTTER YOUR MUFFIN BREAD SLICES ON ONE SIDE.
THROW YOUR MACARONI IN THE WATER BECAUSE IT SHOULD BE BOILING BY NOW AND COOK IT FOR HOWEVER LONG THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE BOX SAY.
DRAIN YOUR MACARONI AND FINISH PREPARING AS PER THE BOX’S ORDERS BECAUSE YOU NEED TO TAKE ORDERS FROM A BOX RIGHT NOW TO GET IT RIGHT.
SALT AND PEPPER TO TASTE.
SET YOUR MACARONI ASIDE AND HEAT A SKRILLEX.
I MEAN A SKILLET.
ONCE YOUR SKILLET IS HOT HOT HOT SO HOT IT FRY AN EGG, PLACE A BREAD SLICE IN IT, BUTTERED SIDE DOWN. PUT A SCOOP OF MACARONI OVER TOP OF IT, FOLLOWED BY A CHEESE SLICE, AND ANOTHER SLICE OF BREAD, BUTTERED SIDE UP.
FLIP THAT SHIT LIKE YOU WOULD FLIP A TABLE WHEN THE BOTTOM BREAD PIECE IS GOLDEN BROWN.
WAIT UNTIL THE OTHER SIDE IS GOLDEN BROWN AND TAKE IT OUT OF THE PAN AND TURN THE HEAT OFF AND VIOLIA YOU HAVE A GRILLED MACARONI CHEESE SANDWICH.
NOW SIT DOWN AND DEVOUR THAT THING WHILE LISTENING TO SOME EPIC MUSIC LIKE DRAGONBORN OR SOMETHING.
BON APPETIT

amadrei:

YOU KNOW WHAT’S DELICIOUS? MOTHERFUCKING GRILLED MACARONI CHEESE SANDWICHES. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. BECAUSE I WAS INDECISIVE ABOUT MY CHOICE OF LUNCH TODAY, I DECIDED TO COMBINE THE TWO THINGS I WAS CRAVING INTO ONE, HAPPY MEAL, AND NOW I’M SHARING THE RECIPE WITH YOU.

  • YOU WILL NEED AN EVEN NUMBER OF BREAD SLICES; ANY AMOUNT IS OKAY SO LONG AS IT’S AN EVEN NUMBER AND ANY BREAD IS OKAY. I WANTED POTATO BREAD BUT I DIDN’T HAVE ANY SO I SETTLED FOR RYE AND IT STILL TASTES FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC
  • THE NUMBER OF BREAD SLICES YOU HAVE? DIVIDE THAT SHIT BY TWO AND THATS  HOW MANY SLICES OF CHEESE YOU WILL BE NEEDING. IT CAN BE ANY CHEESE THAT COMES IN SLICE FORM. I CHOSE PROVOLONE.
  • PAULA DEEN’S FAVORITE INGREDIENT, BUTTER; ENOUGH TO BUTTER ONE SIDE OF EACH BREAD SLICE
  • A BOX OF MACARONI AND CHEESE. DON’T USE SOME CHEAP BRAND, USE A DELICIOUS BRAND LIKE KRAFT OR VELVEETA
  • and all the ingredients your box of mac n cheese says to include, like milk and butter or whatever <3
  • SALT AND PEPPER TO TASTE

OKAY SO YOU HAVE YOUR INGREDIENTS. ARE YOU READY TO MAKE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING GRILLED MACARONI CHEESE SANDWICH? OKAY HERE WE GO.

  1. RIP OPEN YOUR BOX OF MACARONI AND CHEESE LIKE YOU WOULD RIP OFF YOUR LOVER’S CLOTHES IN YOUR HURRY TO HAVE ROUGH CONSENSUAL SEX. TAKE OUT THE CHEESE PACKET AND BOIL SOME WATER THAT IS AS HOT AS LUCIFER’S SMIRK. OR JUST SUMMON SATAN AND MAKE HIM SMIRK AT YOUR WATER TO BOIL IT.
  2. WHILE WAITING FOR YOUR WATER TO BOIL, BUTTER YOUR MUFFIN BREAD SLICES ON ONE SIDE OR ASSIGN SOMEONE TO BUTTER YOUR MUFFIN BREAD SLICES ON ONE SIDE.
  3. THROW YOUR MACARONI IN THE WATER BECAUSE IT SHOULD BE BOILING BY NOW AND COOK IT FOR HOWEVER LONG THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE BOX SAY.
  4. DRAIN YOUR MACARONI AND FINISH PREPARING AS PER THE BOX’S ORDERS BECAUSE YOU NEED TO TAKE ORDERS FROM A BOX RIGHT NOW TO GET IT RIGHT.
  5. SALT AND PEPPER TO TASTE.
  6. SET YOUR MACARONI ASIDE AND HEAT A SKRILLEX.
  7. I MEAN A SKILLET.
  8. ONCE YOUR SKILLET IS HOT HOT HOT SO HOT IT FRY AN EGG, PLACE A BREAD SLICE IN IT, BUTTERED SIDE DOWN. PUT A SCOOP OF MACARONI OVER TOP OF IT, FOLLOWED BY A CHEESE SLICE, AND ANOTHER SLICE OF BREAD, BUTTERED SIDE UP.
  9. FLIP THAT SHIT LIKE YOU WOULD FLIP A TABLE WHEN THE BOTTOM BREAD PIECE IS GOLDEN BROWN.
  10. WAIT UNTIL THE OTHER SIDE IS GOLDEN BROWN AND TAKE IT OUT OF THE PAN AND TURN THE HEAT OFF AND VIOLIA YOU HAVE A GRILLED MACARONI CHEESE SANDWICH.

NOW SIT DOWN AND DEVOUR THAT THING WHILE LISTENING TO SOME EPIC MUSIC LIKE DRAGONBORN OR SOMETHING.

BON APPETIT

(Source: apunkassholyroller)

can i just say that i have no problem with this set up

can i just say that i have no problem with this set up

(Source: urtotallynotpunkrock, via sweetlyshedidsing)

we-are-lif3:

om nom nom. i finally decided to stop being lazy and make food haha.
SOMEONE COME HAVE DINNER WITH ME :D

we-are-lif3:

om nom nom. i finally decided to stop being lazy and make food haha.

SOMEONE COME HAVE DINNER WITH ME :D

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ashmigosh:

Had Panera for lunch

ashmigosh:

Had Panera for lunch

mylifening:

Hard Cider Mac and Cheese. 
http://tideandthyme.com/hard-cider-mac-cheese/
Yum
l1ttleblonde:

Get in my mouth! Buffalo chicken Mac and cheese

l1ttleblonde:

Get in my mouth! Buffalo chicken Mac and cheese